Pleasure to Meet You!

My name is Aria Vega, and I’m an artist and wordsmith living in Georgia with my sweet tabby, Willow. Ours is a joyous home full of books, nail polish, and vibrators— and you’ll never believe how I found the place. That unlikely series of events has put peace and pleasure at the forefront of daily life, even as I grapple with severe chronic pain.

At first, I thought selling dildos and teaching kink workshops was just a fun part-time gig. But I quickly realized the work was about more than selling sexy gadgets. In a culture that celebrates chronic detachment from our own bodies, American taboos about pleasure effectively obscure desire, that inner compass directing us toward our highest creative potential. My life’s work is helping others understand this, and holding the hurt that’s unearthed in the process.

My Career Journey

Core Competencies

In addition to my formal knowledge of sexuality and relationships (including sex toy design, queer identity, and ethical non-monogamy) I love to unpack how sex and love are portrayed in both pornographic and “mainstream” entertainment. My expertise is sought widely throughout the adult industry, from New York to Berlin and beyond.

⚝ Newer Ventures ❁

I was alchemized into an artist in the rusty glow of my high school darkroom. When I close my eyes, I can still smell the air back there, raw with the acid bite of old fixer and new beauty. These days I paint more with words than with light, but whether I’m illustrating written stories or digitizing my daydreams, photography is still a beloved creative outlet for me. I’m so happy to share it with you!


“Astrology is a language. If you understand this language, the sky speaks to you.”

Dane Rudhyar

Long before studying astrology, I understood intuitively that the cosmos meaningfully shape life on Earth. My easy recall of anniversaries, my obsession with starry nights, and even my birth vlog binges on YouTube now strike me as part of a pattern. In fact, these are the basic elements of a natal chart: a snapshot of the skies at the moment you enter the world.

A natal chart is a treasure trove of insights into your personality and experiences. It can help you trust the timing of your life, and shows you how to navigate the world with more confidence and ease. I now offer readings for adults and infants via 20-minute voice note, with a beginner-friendly glygh guide to help you follow along visually.

Let’s go gaze at your skies!

“So let’s start off by saying this was such a great listen, and Aria’s voice is like butter. She read my daughter’s birth chart, and at the end, all I could think about was having her do mine. It was very informative and simplified; even if you don’t know much more than your zodiac sign, she explains what everything stands for and what it means for you.”

— New Mom, 30

“I honestly cannot explain how life-changing getting my birth chart read was for me! During a time of personal uncertainty and doubt, I was immediately grounded and reminded that who I am is who I was meant to be. Plus, listening to Aria’s gentle, genuine voice was therapeutic. 10/10 recommend taking a leap into the stars with a true guru.”

— Tabitha, 31